OK, so I'm responding to Karene's tag below, but I'm too lazy to post the rules or to follow any of them except for the one about actually posting the 6 quirks/random things about myself. I'm a little bit nervous about exposing to a small degree the extent of my weirdness (they measure weirdness on a completely different scale in my family), but here goes:
1- I am the bongiest Bong Hong. It's kind of hard to explain, but Bong Hong is kind of like my child-self alter ego. Bong Hong doesn't have to follow the rules of grammar or other societal norms. Don't worry, Bong Hong completely harmless.
2 - The best way to know if I am happy (bongy) is if I am singing whatever song happens to be in my head, while taking unrestrained free license in modifying the lyrics. That may not sound like much, so I really have to provide an example to illustrate how weird it can get. This example is the chorus from my version of "Hero" by Enrique Iglesias:
I will be your toothbrush baby.
I can take away the plaque, oh yeah.
Get me from your toothbrush holder,
I - can - take -- bad breath away.
Most of my songs aren't that creative, usually consisting of a few substitutions of Bong Hong or Cute Head (Karene) in the place of the original names.
3 - I have actually annoyed myself with my repetitive singing of annoying songs; in fact, it happens on a regular basis and I have to tell Karene to plug in the iPod to save me from myself.
4 - Sometimes Bong Hong takes the form of a wild crouching lionesque-froglike creature that hops and chomps while stalking Karene, Cole, or Weston around the house. The creature's mission is to tickle it's prey with gentle chomping on the ribcage.
5 - I am a reformed Nintendo addict. In middle school and much of high school, I was almost always playing Nintendo (Original NES and Super NES). If I wasn't playing Nintendo, I was almost certainly eagerly awaiting next month's issue of Nintendo Power. Some games that I have won with no cheats: Ninja Gaiden, Zelda II, Bionic Commando, and Final Fantasy II. Some games that I deem to be impossible to win: Friday the 13th, the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (though I once got to the technodrome), and of course, Ghosts and Goblins. Sure, I was stunted socially, but don't mess with my hand-eye coordination skills.
6 - Do you really need more? Do you really want more? Are you really still reading this? Well, then, you shall get what you deserve. Behold the leaking iris!
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Thursday, October 23, 2008
6 Quirks
Posted by Brian at 8:49 PM
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6 comments:
I'm just a little bit frightened. But not for what you would think. I'm a tiny bit frightened because I actually pretty much share THREE of your six quirks. Scary.
I guess this is my fault...knowing the weirdness of my husband, I should have realized I was inviting him to expose himself to the world. Oh well, now everyone knows...and this is only a fraction of it! I do love him for it though.
Yup, you raised yourself to a new level of weirdness in my non-leaking eyes, Brian. YIKES!
Yeah, I want more...we love every weirdness and quirk you have. It's a package deal!
EVERYONE gets to the technodrome! Come on Brian, these are supposed to be quirky things not just common events.
And how come you never called us cute heads?
hahah, Brian, I love your honesty. :)
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