We regret to inform you that due to insufficient funding, the Daily Diaper Output (DDO) service that has previously been featured on this blog has now been discontinued.
With unprecedented diaper production on Weston's part, the effort associated with monitoring, recording, and archiving the data has simply become cost-prohibitive. As proof of this point, let me cite Weston's DDO over the last 2 days: 4 wets and 6 poopies - unprecedented and overwhelming! To maintain accurate and timely reports under conditions such as these would be difficult, even if additional funding could be procured. Almost all of our time is exhausted in simply changing the diapers.
Not surprisingly, the substantial effort of documenting the erratic and diverse DDO for Sunshine has also been seriously underfunded, and thus, those charts have also been cancelled.
We call for your patience and forbearance at this time - the last thing we need is a revolt. We have also provided a recourse for those who simply cannot operate without this critical DDO information: we can continue to supply limited DDO reports on an individual basis. Simply mail your request (and a $10 service fee for each day of each producer's DDO information) to our home address. Please allow 2-3 weeks for delivery of your charts. Again, thank you for your patience and understanding in this difficult time.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Termination of DDO Support
Posted by Brian at 7:57 PM
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Brian, your sense of humor is hilarious. I actually got quite a kick out of this letter. Although, instead of terminating the log, I thought you would have added an extra column to the chart: wet, poopy, and green/runny.
What??? Will you revive the DDO and Sunshine's DDO when the economic bailout comes, or is this seriously signs of our economic depression?
We miss you guys! This is sooo funny. I do hope that the economic downturn doesn't affect the frequency of your blog posts.
WHAT!!! That's it! First the spider thing, which I so gracefully overlooked because upon request you added new posts, but now this, why do I even come here anymore?! JK Who do I make the check out to?
I think I am starting to understand why the Korth's could replace us, they are pretty funny. We'll have to find some way to discourage the blooming friendship though. We realize the termination of the DDO reports as just a ploy to get us back to El Segundo so we can see the DDO in action. You realize such ploys are unnecessary and the mere idea of your company is temptation enough. So now that we have that cleared up, BRING BACK THE DDO, at least for Sunshine's sake!
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